The misfits are the best. There is no reason that you should not listen to them, and, unlike a bunch of other bands the more you find out about them the more you like them. I hate it when you google a band or go on their website and what you thought was a group of tough guys turns out to be a bunch of fat guitar nerds. I guess this happens mostly with metal bands and they’re probably allowed to be like that because most of them are. It would also probably be fine if they actually were like fuck the world, I love to hate and I don’t give a fuck what I look like, but its actually more like: I rock at shredding and video games but I don’t know how to go about talking to girls or doing exercise. I bet their really nice and their oafish charm wins you over but I just don’t believe that their hearts are into death and satanic rituals, it is just not enough. Jerry Only had a cage fight with Dr Death, he is a big guy, so is Doyle, they look like skeletons and they mean it and I do believe that they live in a castle made of skulls and they tone it down for us. I don’t think they have any clothes that aren’t metal or leather; I reckon they probably chill in stainless steel tracksuits and take their skin off when they go to bed. That said I reckon their of the ‘kind misunderstood’ variety of monster that fucking love kittens and happily baby-sit for their friends kids (despite the ‘I killed a baby today’ thing, there is no excuse for a parent to leave their child with that.); but to look at they just fit the bill. The music videos they made are the best too. Nothing ‘clever’ about it, just 2-minute zombie flicks and them jamming in their ‘castle of doom’ where they all live together, happily, drinking from human skulls. The ‘scream’ video is the best because of the very end so you have to watch it all the way through.
SCREAM
AMERICAN PSYCHO
JERRY ONLY vs. DR DEATH – Jerry doesn’t win but the rest of them baste his opponents mate in BBQ sauce.
